drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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