Do you still have your period?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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