love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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