Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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