i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
