So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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