You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
her vagine was all disorganized.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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