U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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