remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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