New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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