My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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