i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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