everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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