I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
