But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
try to milk me bitch
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
