Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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