Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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