Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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