Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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