I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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