For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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