omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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