it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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