in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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