After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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