she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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