He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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