who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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