i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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