Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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