You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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