Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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