Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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