you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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