the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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