I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize