OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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