we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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