i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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