chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I deserve this hangover.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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