even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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