umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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