She's JV to your varsity
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I currently don't understand fingers.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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