How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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