i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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