Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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