Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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