the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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