Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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