quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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