I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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