Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
wow bdsm is so cute
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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