Your dad touched me again.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
His nipple licking is glorious
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