I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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