On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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