I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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