Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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