Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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