Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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