SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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